Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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