Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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