he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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