you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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