My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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