Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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