whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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