Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
This is classic penis vs brain.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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