Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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