Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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