I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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