He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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