Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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