haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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