my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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