this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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