it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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