i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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