I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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