So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
