What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
