Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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