small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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