There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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