Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
i think my cat just said my name.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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