4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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