i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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