It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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