She announced her abortion via fbk
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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