Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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