I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
