I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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