That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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