Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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