Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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