You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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