I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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