Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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