But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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