I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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