They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
