And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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