Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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