Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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