fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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