You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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