He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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