I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
