There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
