Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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