I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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