the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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