"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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