I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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